THE One and Only Ian Butterfield

Aug 30
n-a-blue-box:

kept-under-lock-and-key:

typette:

misterbunni:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

What the actual fuck.

dude if you make bill nye scowl, you need to re-evaluate your relevance to this planet

You guys want to know why the government doesn’t want us to use renewable resources???? BECAUSE THEN THEY MAKE NO MONEYYYYYY.

"Planes that fly too high might get stuck in heaven.
You can’t use solar energy because that is stealing from the sun and what if he gets angry and leaves?
Santa is Jesus’ cousin and he’s actually just a bunch if dogs standing on each others back and wearing a red suit
God shoots lightening from his Caucasian hands like emperor palpatine if he sees someone touch their vagina parts
Honey! I think I took the dogs worm medication instead of my anti ignorant psychobabble pills!”

n-a-blue-box:

kept-under-lock-and-key:

typette:

misterbunni:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

What the actual fuck.

dude if you make bill nye scowl, you need to re-evaluate your relevance to this planet

You guys want to know why the government doesn’t want us to use renewable resources???? BECAUSE THEN THEY MAKE NO MONEYYYYYY.

"Planes that fly too high might get stuck in heaven.

You can’t use solar energy because that is stealing from the sun and what if he gets angry and leaves?

Santa is Jesus’ cousin and he’s actually just a bunch if dogs standing on each others back and wearing a red suit

God shoots lightening from his Caucasian hands like emperor palpatine if he sees someone touch their vagina parts

Honey! I think I took the dogs worm medication instead of my anti ignorant psychobabble pills!”

Aug 30

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

Aug 30

heeeybulldog:

*busts through wall*

BEEN DAAAAAAAZED AND CONFUUUUUSED

Aug 30
Aug 30
  • me: *whenever I think up a sad headcanon* oh boy i can't wait to destroy my friends with this
Aug 30

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

Aug 30

If you celebrate the 6 month anniversary of anything you obviously have no clue what, “anniversary” means.

Aug 29
Aug 29

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

  • A compliment
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me
Aug 29
georgetakei:

When you switch it on, pure pop culture!

georgetakei:

When you switch it on, pure pop culture!